Delusions of Grandeur

I've spoken about him time after time again. He's that sexy, tall, confident, romantic, smart ass that I can't seem to get enough of; Metro (http://theinquisitive1.blogspot.com/2008/09/how-to-get-over.html), I recently decided to not expect anything from him. I decided to no longer reach out to him because I became tired of the games that we've been playing: dating that leads to nowhere, petty arguments, month long hiatuses in communication, the "I'm-too-busy-to-see-you-weekends." Every girl has her limit.

Metro reached out to me via gmail IM last Thursday. Check this conversation out and tell me if I got it right when I listed him in the A**HOLE category!


Me: Hello
Metro: Ms Cunningham, how r u?
Me: I'm well thanks and yourself?
Metro: I am well
Me: cool
Metro: watching CNN checking emails
Me: Oh yeah CNN seems to be the talk of the day
Metro: great coverage
Me: Yes indeed. I will catch it when I go to catch lunch in a few. How was your night?
Metro: It was cool, watched CNN from 7pm until 1:30am
Me: gotcha. I didn't watch CNN, ch 4 - turned it off after Barack's acceptance speech. Very inspiring - very nice. McCain's concession speech was very graceful as well
Metro: I thought McCains speech was GREAT!!!!!
Me: totally
Metro: very impressed
Me: I concur
Metro: I sat there like wow
Me: word! K and I were in awe
Metro: thought you didn't care
Me: what? I never said that. I said that I am neutral. There's a difference. I don't participate but I do observe and respect what takes place.
Metro: A black man was involved, neutral is not an option
Me: Same thing for the pledging of allegiance
Metro: That means you don't care
Me: You're obviously disrespectful of my views. Whether or not a black man was involved has absolutely nothing to do with my religious beliefs. Period. Voting is a PERSONAL decision and one that should be private. I am elated for history being made, but I am and will forever remain neutral when it comes to politics
Metro: Melinda lighten the f**k up, things not always that serious
Me: Dude - Re-read what you wrote and then you lighten the F**K UP!!! Your mouth is too much sometime I swear
Metro: Never too much, you take things to damn serious
Me: I do not
Metro: I said I thought you didn't care. If that was disrespectful then I don't know what disrespest is
Me: You then proceeded to tell me that since a black man was involved that me being neutral wasn't an option
Metro: And that was disrespectful?
Me: You blatantly said that being neutral (my stand) was not an option. You didn't respect my decision to remain neutral you told me that being neutral was not an option.
Metro: You are fucking nuts
Me: Think about it from my perspective. You're an a**hole
Metro: I am not that high strung I can't
Me: We're tit for tat
Metro: Dude, its not this serious
Me: F**k you Metro. I mean that from the bottom of my heart
Metro: Can i see you tonight?
Me: no thank you, school
Metro: Come on, don't be like that
Me: Meant, nah - school
Metro: After school
Me: I'm not being like anything. You pissed me the f**k off just now. Your smugness is a bit much sometime. You know how you can get and I really don't care to see you
Metro: You think in a few hours you can change you mind
Me: Think before you share your opinions with highly opinionated people Metro. I'm not a psychic - don't know what the future holds
Metro: Holding grudges is not very Godly and I think we need to see each other
Me: I am not holding a grudge. I am simply worked up and I am not trying to see you in this state
Metro: This state means now
Me: This I know
Metro: 9 hours from now is different
Me: yeah yeah yeah
Metro: Come on, be a sport
Me: Had to get that last word out. Feel good about yourself now?
Metro: See what I mean
Me: You're too much. Charm goes but so far love
Metro: Lighten up, the last word is not even on my radar, all I want is a YES. Again, lighten up. No charm here. I WANT A YES PERIOD
Me: Well I don't give out a yes unless I am so inclined, that's what happens when you deal with a stubborn broad
Metro: So what time do you get out of class so I can meet you
Me: I get out of class at 8:30 and I don't want to meet you tonight
Metro: So 9ish
Me: You ticked me off - nope
Metro: 9:30ish
Me: No sir
Metro: So u serious?
Me: I am Metro
Metro: Ok (not type something so u can have the last word) now
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A few minutes later the dialogue continued....

Metro: You change your mind yet?
Me: I still hate you
Metro: that means yes(i am dancing a jig).
Me: what makes you think that means yes?
Metro: ummmmmm, because you are smiling
Me: Actually I'm not I'm stuffing my face with grapes and singing "My neck, my back" by Kia - that dirty woman!
Metro: I can handle that
Me: I see
Metro: Seriously I just to see you
Me: Wait - you can handle what? my singing, lol. Well I must be honest with you - My room is a mess and I need to clean it
Metro: ok Melinda catch you another time
Me: cool
Metro: My love

He just doesn't get it. Why do I even entertain this man? He's oblivious and quite content living in his narcissistic bubble.