Inside The Mind of a Man - Take Three

Hello and welcome to the third installment of "Inside The Mind of a Man". The questions in this questionnaire were a collaborative effort. Several females wanted to know what's going on in the minds of men, so I made it my business to ask around. Feel free to share and comment.

# 1 - What makes you want to toss a woman's salad? (Please note, tossing salad is the licking of an individual's anus)

"I know what tossin' salad is, and I do it because it drives women wild." - K

"Just being a damn freak - it's taboo and what you're "not supposed to have" you will always want." - MJ

"Umm. Nothing makes me want to do that! Lol" - M

"I've come close to licking a**, but not by definition of tossing salad." - S

"Because I'm a freak. If she's clean and a I got love for her, it's going down."
- J

"It's because she asked and it better be my steady girl or wife. Don't need no ones a** on my mouth." - G


# 2 - How do you feel about allowing a woman to toss your salad?
"It ain't happenin'." - K

"Uhh - Negative - No - Not - Don't even think about touching it! That little vein under the ball sack is cool, but NOT THE BUTT HOLE!!!! P.S. If your man likes that you might want to take a closer look at him, lol."
- MJ

"Some men are into receiving that and some women are into giving that, but again, I'm not that kind of guy lol. - M

"I've yet to meet a woman who wants to lick my a** much less put their finger in it. I'm not fixin' to allow it either." - S

"I feel great about it." - J

"Not my cup of tea... Just kills it for me." - G

# 3 - What's with the fascination of anal sex?

"The doorway of the anus is very very tight." - K

"Again, it's where you're not supposed to be. Some feel it puts the man in a position of total domination. It's not that big of a deal for me and not something I necessarily need or want, but if I was asked to perform in that manner by my girl I would be more than happy to oblige." - MJ

"Besides the tight cavity, its a power thing. Once you get your woman to complete every sexual act you desire there's a sense of accomplishment. The sexual boundaries are pretty much removed at that point." - M

"The fascination about anal sex is predicated on trying something new in anticipation that the female will like it." - S

"I guess it's that a woman is letting you do any and everything to her that makes it so fascinating. Not to mention the grip of the anus." - J

"Don't know it's always the women that want to try it, from my experiences." - G

# 4 - Would you allow a woman to penetrate your anus with her finger or a sex toy for pleasure? Men please note, there are a plethora of nerve endings in your anus. Euphoria is only a finger or sex toy away! LOL - This question was inspired by "Whisper" - Thanks!!!!

"NO!" - K

"HELL TO THE NO . Don't ever try that with me or I will run like hell and lock myself underneath the sink. LOL." - MJ

"Wtf! You're shooting four for four with these anal questions, lol. I do the penetrating, I don't get penetrated! I might get my a** grabbed if we're in missionary, but that's as far as I'm allowing it to go,'plethora of nerve endings or not!'" - M

"I'm out, LMAO!" - S

"I may allow the finger, but I don't know if it can penetrate. If she's tossin' my salad and rubs her finger on my a**, I'm ok with that. No toys though!!!" - J

"No. Let me make it a bit clearer, HELL'S NO!! Stay away! EXIT ONLY. Wait one more time, NO." - G

#5 - Lingerie (I'm talking lacy underwear, garter belts, fancy bras or camisoles) or a wifebeater and boy shorts?

"Wifebeater and boy shorts. I'm simple." - K

"ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!! Don't forget thigh high fish nets!" - MJ

"Lingerie. I love a woman in thigh high, but nothing is better than a woman who comes prepared to play. :)" - M

" Lingerie, lace, bustier, whatever! It all comes down to who is wearing it. In other words, attitude, baby! The clothes at some point will have to come off."
- S

"Either one. I guess it depends on the occasion." - J

"Oh yeah, Wife beater and boy shorts all the way." - G

#6 - In your opinion what is the criterion to maintain a healthy long distance relationship? (Please note, when I say "healthy" I mean a relationship in which neither party cheats on each other)

"Complete honesty." - K

"Oh how sweet - thinking of me are you? As long as both parties remain interested distance shouldn't matter - absence makes the heart grow fonder." - MJ

"Before a long distance relationship is attempted there should be some type of strong emotion or affection being shared between the two people. Then both parties should have an occupation or a hobby etc. that would occupy them. This would eliminate the spare time spent wondering what or whom the other person is doing. Remember 'Idle hands are the devil's workshop.'" - M

"As for as the long distance relationship is concerned, if there's no respect then the relationship ain't worth sh*t. I was a monk for the five year duration of my long distance relationship." - S

"I don't believe it can happen." - J

"Sorry there is No such thing." - G

#7 - Does a big a** really make sex that more enjoyable?

"Yes." - K

"A**? Nope, it's just a visual thing. Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better."
- MJ

"Its black, its sexy, more cushion for the pushing which makes it feel great! In the 80's it was tits and since the 90's it's been a**, lol. However, its not a necessity. Sometimes a pretty face will take a woman further." - M

"Big a**, little a**, don't matter. Actions, not body parts make things happen. A guy can have a big dick and can't f**k. A woman can have a big a** and can't f**k or be lazy." - S

"Sure does. We want something to grab on to, and something to bounce when we hit it from the back." - J

"Well it's all relative, what is a big a**? There is big a** and there is 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?' But not really, because if it's too big at some point it's going to look sloppy." - G

#8 - She farts! How do you react? Does it make her view her less of a woman? As quirky and as crazy as this sounds us woman are deathly afraid to do something so natural such as pass gas. What's your take on this?

"Depends, I don't mind farting though, it happens; Just as long as it ain't on a regular basis." - K

"I personally know that women are just like men but they are supposed to be sugar and spice and everything nice - please leave the farting and shitting to the men. If you have to do it make sure when you fart we are in a playful mood and I might laugh it off - otherwise I don't even want to know that you can fart or shit...try to keep it a secret." - MJ

"If this occurs this either means she is rude as hell or she feels VERY comfortable around me,lol." - M

"A woman farting, it's all good. No need to get worked up over it, it's natural."
-S

"I'll just f**k with her and tell her she's nasty, but we would have to be in a relationship. It's natural, but if it's a random chick, she really is nasty. She could go somewhere like the bathroom." - J

"I will be the first one to call her out on it, make a joke of it. What's the big deal. Just don't go toxic on me." - G

#9 - You're dating a female that you want to date exclusively. Does it really matter how many partners she's had? What if the number exceeds 10 do you view her as too loose or just a female in touch with her sexuality?

"The amount of partners matter depending on the situation she f**ked them in." - K

"Doesn't mean that she is loose but she should never disclose an exact number to her dude - especially if she really digs him...what we don't know won't hurt us."
- MJ

"This question sounds familiar, lol! At this stage in life it really doesn't matter. Truthfully I don't wanna know the number. No man wants to know, because he can't handle it. As long as she hasn't slept with a neighborhood or was a prostitute then I'm fine with that. I'm not dealing with 20 year olds, so I can't be so choosy......anymore. Lol" - M

"As much as we want to know about our partners history it's best not to know because we are going to be obsessed with the number. Also we may not be told the truth." - S

"None of that matters. I think every woman is loose at one point of their life. There comes a time where she wants to stop all that." - J

"Damn that's a hard one. It depends on how you're feeling about her and I would say time frame. Were they boyfriends or random guys." - G