Inside the Mind of a Man - Take One

I composed a short questionnaire and sent it to six of my dear male friends.... Check out the responses. I found this to be informative and comedic.

#1 - Why do men say that they'll call and they don't?

- "This is a myth, men call, just not when you expect us to. Now we may take some time to do this for a number of reasons other than being busy. Maybe you gave up the ass too early, maybe the relationship is just based on ass and he's satisfied for the time being. Or most likely we don't call cause' we hate talking on the phone and don't have the need to hear from you all the time." - K

- "Sometimes that's just a way of hanging up the phone, 'I'll call u back'. Sometimes, we just get tied up in things. Sometimes we really want to call, but don't feel like dealing with where we know the conversation is gonna go." - J

- "They (meaning the man & his lady) are at the point in their relationship where he feels that he can get away with anything. He doesn't want to make himself too predictable, women prey on a man's tendencies!" - S

- "I am horrible when it comes to this. I will 'bag' you and NEVER call. Sometimes I realize during the initial discussion that the woman isn't really about anything or she lacks substance. I don't wanna be a dick and tell her 'no thanks, I don't want your number anymore.'" - M

- "I think men say that they will call but they don't because a lot of guys don't like being on the phone. Most women enjoy a good, healthy conversation on the phone, (some men do) but I think a lot of men get bored easy. Sometimes men and women differ on what types of things they like to talk about." - R

- "We might intend to, but something may have come up, I don't do that without a very good reason unless I just don't like you that much." - MJ

#2 - Why do men cheat?

- "Because we usually get used to what we have after we've had it for a while and the grass usually looks greener on the other side. We are predators by nature and the ONLY thing that will keep us from cheating is TRUE love. We might cheat because of our own insecurities or because the relationship gets boring - i.e. what happened in the beginning doesn't happen anymore. Without true love no matter how beautiful or great the woman is men will most likely cheat." - MJ

- "I think most men cheat because we are taught that cheating is kinda good, you know pressure from the boys. Its like a notch on the belt as stupid as that sounds, the more women you got the cooler you are; as opposed to women the more men they have the more they are looked down on. I think men are more easily stimulated visually rather than emotionally, and we like to act on it right away like a dog in heat." - R

- "We cheat when we haven't found the right one, when we are tempted beyond the point of good judgement, sometimes it's an ego booster, curiosity, greed, weak, sometimes it's to protect our feelings just in case..." - J

- "Some men cheat because they're cheaters at heart and can't be and refuse to be satisfied by one woman. It could also be because our woman's personality or body has changed so a substitute had to be found. 'Wifey' is boring, she doesn't want to try new things. Could be because she starts rationing the pu**y (rationing the pu**y is not a good idea especially if your man works for any of the NYC top agencies, NYPD, FDNY, etc, LOL!). Perhaps she doesn't dress sexy at all, the man cheated once and now can't stop, the thrill of cheating and not getting caught, or lastly to conquer the pu**y." - S

- "Men cheat for the same reason women cheat. People usually cheat when their relationship is not satisfying. It doesn't necessarily mean sexual satisfaction. You can have a f**k on the side who won't give you any problems that your partner would and your willing to share your body just for that peaceful time with the opposite sex. There's also the other reason that a man can't control his sexual desire and although he loves his partner, his lust, which is way more savage and aggressive than love, pulls him to temptation and his animal desires." - K

- "Sad to say it, but the only thing better than pu**y is NEW pu**y. Lol. As MEN we have to grow up and make a sacrifice when we fall in love." - M

#3 - When a man kisses you, is that deep; Does that mean that he's really into you?

- "A kiss has no meaning to some people, but to me it means a lot!!! Some view it as just another part of sex, but I say some of these women ain't sh*t! Pardon my french. They run around passing bumps and cold sores YUCK!" - M

- "Not always. Many men kiss because they're not very good at engaging in sex, others kiss because they're very into their work and its part of what they do. Don't confuse a mere kiss with making out. If a real nooka makes out with you at length he is into you." - K

- "Kissing is extremely important to me and yes if I'm kissing a female a lot I'm into them. Besides you women like that sh*t." - S

- "Yes. We can have sex with plenty of women and never kiss them, so when we do, it is deep. Unless it's a drunk night or we know that it's the type of girl that needs the extras to feel like your digging her like that." - J

- "It depends on how the kiss is, if there is no emotion in that kiss it can mean the man is nervous or is just not into it. If it's a good kiss it could mean the man is into the girl, or just a good kisser. Maybe we should test this theory out, lol." - R

- "I DON'T KISS MEN!!!!!!!!!!" - MJ

#4 - How do you know if she's the one?

- "Deep answer: This is the woman who wakes up in the morning with no make up on, breath stinking, hair in a silk scarf, Biore nose pad on, with oversized pj's on and still manages to make you smile and laugh. Shallow answer: She has a good job, great physical features, and accepts all of your bullsh*t." - M

- "You Don't" - MJ

- "I think you just know, from what people tell me you just know, it's as simple as that...I think." - R

- "I guess when you think about no one but her. When you have no problem being with her all the time and you don't feel like your missing anything. You just know - there's a bond that you feel. I don't think it's possible to feel like she's the one if she doesn't feel the same about you." - J

- "The vibe, personality and conversation is tight. She is supportive and makes you a better person. You can take her anywhere. I heard a comedian joke and say that you can't be with a woman who is worth gold only around a 5 block radius,lol!" - S

- "She sticks with you through years of bullsh*t." - K

#5 - Before you go down on a girl what factors do you consider?

- "I consider her upkeep, how often her hair is done, toes, nails and how long it took for us to get down. If everything is on point (and we'll know) she gets the pearl licked." - K

- "Would she do the same for me?! Lol, but 'do I really know you?!'" - M

- "STDs! Is she clean???? The scent and taste, I'm sorry , but p**y does not taste sweet, LMAO!! Women love to hear that their p**y taste sweet and it's tight. I'm happy with the p**y that has a basic taste. Basic as in a neutral texture, no acidity please. I once heard a guy describe applying the battery test in regards to eating pu**y. I'm sure everyone knows what a battery with two electrodes look like. So if you were to place your tongue between the two electrodes you will experience a mild shock. This cannot occur during the act of cunnilingus, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! No shocks allowed, I'm retarded. Quantity of hair, less is better or neatly trimmed preferred." - S

- "Sex appeal is what first makes me wanna go down on her, but I have to feel like she's clean (because you never really know), I have to feel like she respects herself enough to not have mad nookas running up in her, she has to be shaved, or at least descent, and somebody that I actually care about." - J

- "Is she clean? Does she smell? How long have I known her stuff like that?" - R

- "Cleanliness, Smell and the presence or absence of discharge." - MJ

#6 - If a man goes in you raw and cums inside of you, does that mean that he's into you "like that"?

- "No, it means he is a f**king idiot looking to catch a disease or a child support case." - MJ

- "Basically. This nooka wants you to stick around. (Shaking my head) I still haven't done this." - M

- "If a man cums in you raw that may not mean he's into you, but it means he is definitely into sex. That means he's feeling so good at that moment, so much that he doesn't care if he cums in you. Men gotta think wisely but its hard when you are in a situation that feels so good, feels like its beyond your control. Or it just might mean he just want you to have his kids, its a trap, lol!" - R

- "Most of the time yes. Sometimes he could just be thirsty and not have a condom, and when it's time to explode, he may not have that will power to pull out." - J

- "Going in raw and ejaculating are only allowed with 'wifey'/steady girlfriend on birth control anyone else it's just another piece of ass with total lack of responsibility and disrespect for that person." - S

- "No." - K

#7 - How important is it for your woman to cook for you?

- "The intention behind the cooking is more important than the act. If she wants to make sure I eat and enjoys watching me feed myself, that's very important. A woman who just cooks for you on special occasion doesn't have enough heart in you to learn something new." - K

- "It's nice when a woman can cook for you, but I'm always leery when this occurs. It prompts you to think, what's her agenda? Is she being absolutely genuine or trying to make you THINK that you are going to have a hot plate on the table on a daily basis. Will this just last during the honeymoon phase or will there be a TV dinner take over? LOL!!" - S

- "Very!!! You know the saying 'The way to a man's heart is through his stomach'. That may not be totally true, but it does help a lot!!" - J

- "Important! Why have a woman that can't cook?! Eating out is costly and unhealthy....in other words, I can do bad all by myself." - M

- "I love a good home cooked meal from a women, especially if the woman can throw down in the kitchen, I find that very sexy. It turns me on in a way, because it shows she cares and is thinking about her man's well being." - R

- "NOT - I cook better than most of them anyway." - MJ

#8 - What constitutes "grade A" head?

- "Proper lubrication, friction, slurping, ball handling and hand stroking. Swallowing isn't mandatory, but sucking it out feels great." - K

- "Busting a nut. most women can't get me there." - MJ

- "Damn x-rated, lol. Slow passionate stroking and sucking the head of the penis the most sensitive spot! yeah baby!" - R

- "Knowing what your doing. It can't be just fast or just slow. You gotta know when to switch gears, when to use your hand and when not to. The wetter the better. At least try to deep throat - gagging is a turn on!! It helps if it at least seems like your enjoying it too. Why not end it off by swallowing?" - J

- "The woman grabs the wand and takes control of the orchestra. Makes a nooka sensitive, powerless, scared because the head is so good he may not last that long in the pu**, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - S

- "No hands. No teeth. Ball licking and/or suckling. Deep throat. Swallow back young'n!" - M

What's your take on these questions and answers? I was quite surprised at the comments I received for question #7 (regarding cooking). I always knew that men appreciated their woman to cook for them, but I had no idea that they viewed it as a means of a woman extending their love towards their man. Take note girls..... Get in the kitchen and learn how to prepare an array of meals, you might just be pleasantly surprised what you will receive in the bedroom.

As far as kissing, I have no idea what MJ was talking about when he wrote that he doesn't kiss men, lol.

What questions or comments made you laugh or taught you something?